sms http://aoei.com/smswp Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:55:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 en Can we do romance in the midnight today http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/can-we-do-romance-in-the-midnight-today.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/can-we-do-romance-in-the-midnight-today.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=3 Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

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Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/maa-gaon-mein-fauji-aaye-hain.html/feed It’s the things that satisfies your mind http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/it’s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/it’s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=5 It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/it’s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind.html/feed What’s an average 6 inch long http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/what’s-an-average-6-inch-long.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/what’s-an-average-6-inch-long.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=6 What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/what’s-an-average-6-inch-long.html/feed Let me kiss your lips http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/let-me-kiss-your-lips.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/let-me-kiss-your-lips.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=7 Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

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.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/full-time-masti-…-non-stop-fun.html/feed It’s too tight http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/it’s-too-tight.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/it’s-too-tight.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=9 Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/it’s-too-tight.html/feed A beautiful girl goes to Professor http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/a-beautiful-girl-goes-to-professor.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/a-beautiful-girl-goes-to-professor.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=10 A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/a-beautiful-girl-goes-to-professor.html/feed Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=11 Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

]]> http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss.html/feed He came at night, explored my body …. http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/he-came-at-night,-explored-my-body-…..html http://aoei.com/smswp/adult-sms/he-came-at-night,-explored-my-body-…..html#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 admin http://aboutwimbledon.com/smswp/?p=12 He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

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